I belong to a golf club. The Island Vibe Golf Club is one of the most exclusive clubs in the world. It says so on the back of the bathroom doors so you know it’s true. When the waves are flat, there is no better way to kill some time than by flogging around on the beach. Below are the rules, as stated in the Island Vibe Golf Club constitution.
Fortunately, they had a left handed club. Unfortunately, we accidentally used a dead penguin as our second hole. Our first hole, a gentle par 3, was between two posts. Number two was between a large rock and “that black thing over there”, par 3 again. Once we got a bit closer we realized that black thing had wings. Poor little guy.